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10-22-2010, 04:20 PM
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Im not talking in a relationship or whilst dating them

What are the signs of a slut to you?







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10-22-2010, 04:22 PM
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arnt they all already?

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arnt they all already?

Too me yes, every woman alive is a cheating whore and should be castrated.

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Too me yes, every woman alive is a cheating whore and should be castrated.
You have serious issues. See a therapist or something.







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10-22-2010, 09:33 PM
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Signs a girl is a slut:

1) If she posts pictures of all her weekend party adventures on Facebook.
2) If she often wears promiscuous clothing for medial tasks, such as grocery shopping.
3) If she has a generally flirtatious attitude.
4) If everyone you know has fucked her.
5) if she has a kid before the age of 20 and isn't married.
6) If she admits to getting STD tested regularly.
7) If she admits to fucking on first dates.
8) Her name is Kelsey. There are no exceptions to this rule. None.
9) If her mom was/is a slut.
10) If she has more than one tattoo.
11) If you happen to find birth control / condoms lying in her purse.
12) If you ever catch her shopping at lingerie stores.
13) If her boyfriend/husband is a cuckold.
14) If she goes alone to bars and clubs.
15) If she goes to bars and clubs with a big group of friends.
16) If she's making out with her friends at one of these bars or clubs.
17) If she has Mardi Gras beads on her rear-view mirror.
18) If she has "Planned Parenthood" as a contact on her phone.
19) If you ever notice her putting Mayonnaise on all her food.
20) If she goes to a university of college with the word "State" in its name.

This is a basic list of things to look for when hunting for sluts. Happy Hunting.

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10-22-2010, 09:47 PM
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Let me see if I can summarize what Midnight is saying:

A girl is a slut if she:

- breathes
- has a pulse
- is carbon-based
- is made of 60%+ water

Men want sex. Women want sex. Some are more open and accepting of this fact, and some are more repressed. I don't buy using "slut" as a label.

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10-22-2010, 09:50 PM
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Let me see if I can summarize what Midnight is saying:

A girl is a slut if she:

- breathes
- has a pulse
- is carbon-based
- is made of 60%+ water

Men want sex. Women want sex. Some are more open and accepting of this fact, and some are more repressed. I don't buy using "slut" as a label.
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Let me see if I can summarize what Midnight is saying:

A girl is a slut if she:

- breathes
- has a pulse
- is carbon-based
- is made of 60%+ water

Men want sex. Women want sex. Some are more open and accepting of this fact, and some are more repressed. I don't buy using "slut" as a label.
Bingo. All women are sluts.







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10-22-2010, 11:57 PM
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What are the signs of a slut to you?
She's female.

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10-23-2010, 04:45 AM
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Im not talking in a relationship or whilst dating them

What are the signs of a slut to you?
Smokers are pokers.
Low self esteem chicks, so chicks at the self help section at bookstores/libraries.
Also chicks at meetings like AA or eating disorders/anarexics or other addictions meetings. Just fake you have the addiction as well, so to get in.

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10-23-2010, 06:07 AM
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signs of a slut:
1. she checks guys out
2. she is too cool to check guys out







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10-23-2010, 08:20 AM
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Signs a girl is a slut:

1) If she posts pictures of all her weekend party adventures on Facebook.
2) If she often wears promiscuous clothing for medial tasks, such as grocery shopping.
3) If she has a generally flirtatious attitude.
4) If everyone you know has fucked her.
5) if she has a kid before the age of 20 and isn't married.
6) If she admits to getting STD tested regularly.
7) If she admits to fucking on first dates.
8) Her name is Kelsey. There are no exceptions to this rule. None.
9) If her mom was/is a slut.
10) If she has more than one tattoo.
11) If you happen to find birth control / condoms lying in her purse.
12) If you ever catch her shopping at lingerie stores.
13) If her boyfriend/husband is a cuckold.
14) If she goes alone to bars and clubs.
15) If she goes to bars and clubs with a big group of friends.
16) If she's making out with her friends at one of these bars or clubs.
17) If she has Mardi Gras beads on her rear-view mirror.
18) If she has "Planned Parenthood" as a contact on her phone.
19) If you ever notice her putting Mayonnaise on all her food.
20) If she goes to a university of college with the word "State" in its name.

This is a basic list of things to look for when hunting for sluts. Happy Hunting.
The name of the biggest slut I've ever met is Kelsey.

This point gets my seal of approval.

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10-23-2010, 09:12 AM
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Physical attributes that can indicate a higher than normal percentage that a girl may be a slut:

Bigger than average forehead.

Boobs are physically located lower on chest than the average girl.






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10-23-2010, 09:16 AM
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Signs a girl is a slut:


19) If you ever notice her putting Mayonnaise on all her food.
20) If she goes to a university of college with the word "State" in its name.

This is a basic list of things to look for when hunting for sluts. Happy Hunting.
???
I know a gay guy who fucks all the time and eats mayonnaise with everything.
Can you elaborate on the mayonnaise thing. Maybe you understand the connection between fucking and mayonnaise.







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10-23-2010, 11:59 AM
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Im not talking in a relationship or whilst dating them

What are the signs of a slut to you?
she welcomes you with open arms and open legs

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10-23-2010, 02:04 PM
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Physical attributes that can indicate a higher than normal percentage that a girl may be a slut:

Bigger than average forehead.

Boobs are physically located lower on chest than the average girl.






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10-23-2010, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by UnsexyMF View Post
Let me see if I can summarize what Midnight is saying:

A girl is a slut if she:

- breathes
- has a pulse
- is carbon-based
- is made of 60%+ water

Men want sex. Women want sex. Some are more open and accepting of this fact, and some are more repressed. I don't buy using "slut" as a label.
Agreed. Slut is an insult women hurl at each other. Everyman wants his girl to be a slut with him, otherwise he's gay. Why is it okay for a man to be a player, but not a woman? Woman Player=slut.

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10-23-2010, 03:05 PM
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Agreed. Slut is an insult women hurl at each other. Everyman wants his girl to be a slut with him, otherwise he's gay. Why is it okay for a man to be a player, but not a woman? Woman Player=slut.
That's the way the world works. And good point, men should use whore or bitch.

LOL @ "if her mom was/is a slut"

SO TRUE.

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10-23-2010, 04:03 PM
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Agreed. Slut is an insult women hurl at each other. Everyman wants his girl to be a slut with him, otherwise he's gay. Why is it okay for a man to be a player, but not a woman? Woman Player=slut.


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Let me see if I can summarize what Midnight is saying:

A girl is a slut if she:

- breathes
- has a pulse
- is carbon-based
- is made of 60%+ water

Men want sex. Women want sex. Some are more open and accepting of this fact, and some are more repressed. I don't buy using "slut" as a label.
Fuck you faggot. All women are sluts. Therefore NEVER take women seriously.

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Signs a girl is a slut:

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2) If she often wears promiscuous clothing for medial tasks, such as grocery shopping.
If a girl is wearing revealing clothing she wants a fuck NOW.

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3) If she has a generally flirtatious attitude.
Also if she's bitchy.

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5) if she has a kid before the age of 20 and isn't married.
True, but who wants a single mother?

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6) If she admits to getting STD tested regularly.
No woman would admit to this.

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7) If she admits to fucking on first dates.
No woman would admit to this, unless she wants you to fuck her right now.

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8) Her name is Kelsey. There are no exceptions to this rule. None.
Kelsey is an American name. All American girls are sluts. There are no exceptions to this rule. None.

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9) If her mom was/is a slut.
And how do you find this out?

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10) If she has more than one tattoo.
If she has ANY tattoo, or is considering getting one.

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11) If you happen to find birth control / condoms lying in her purse.
Why are you going through her purse?


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13) If her boyfriend/husband is a cuckold.
All women cheat given the right situation.

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14) If she goes alone to bars and clubs.
Yes.

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15) If she goes to bars and clubs with a big group of friends.
Yes, also note that given a large group of people, many have just met each other that night.


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16) If she's making out with her friends at one of these bars or clubs.
Given.


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19) If you ever notice her putting Mayonnaise on all her food.
Ha ha ha.

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20) If she goes to a university of college with the word "State" in its name.
Women only go to university to fuck.

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This is a basic list of things to look for when hunting for sluts. Happy Hunting.
You too.

Please apologize for omitting "she a smoker".

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10-23-2010, 07:22 PM
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Why are you going through her purse?
Funny thing. I was working with a girl a couple years ago. She laid her purse on the counter next to me while she stepped into the office, and it happened to be open. The word at work was that she was a slut, and I happened to notice that she had a full bottle of birth control pills and a couple condoms, and I knew for a fact that she didn't have a boyfriend.

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Not all women are sluts.

Some women are sluttier than others.

I believe science will discover the "slut gene" someday.

Some women act slutty 24/7, that's why we call them sluts.

But all women have an inner slut that can be awaken and brought to light.

Women with 24/7 slutty behavior usually wear leather pants, have a tattoo and some body piercings.

People think that women who do recreative drugs are sluts, when in fact drugs are just a trigger for the inner slut, like alcohol.

Every woman is a potential slut at least once a month, when she's ovulating. If there were no such a thing as social conditioning women would be fucking cripples, dogs, ducks and even offering themselves to rapists in dark alleys on their fertile periods.



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10-23-2010, 10:31 PM
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Physical attributes that can indicate a higher than normal percentage that a girl may be a slut:

Bigger than average forehead.

Boobs are physically located lower on chest than the average girl.






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where did you get this from?

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Guys with small dicks, like the Taliban.







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where did you get this from?
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Just from paying attention how different people act who have the same physical attributes.
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