My new roommate moved in today

[Nicholaus]

He moved his stuff in two weeks ago, but just moved in himself today.

He's 65, on social security, and when he talks, his sentences start out normal but then the volume of his voice starts to fade halfway through, and by the end of the sentence you can't hear the words anymore.

From what he has said so far in the first half his sentences (the only part you can hear), it sounds like he was a hardcore drinker and into drugs for a long time when he was younger, so it looks like maybe that stuff took it's toll on his brain over the years.

I don't think he realizes that the second half of his sentences always drift into such quietness that you can't hear them, so I'm treating it like a game now, where I just guess what the end of his sentences are in my head, and give him a response that goes with what my guess was.

It won't take long before he starts to think I'm weird, because I'll be giving him answers sometimes that probably don't match what he was talking about.

[Dimitri]

U share a room with a guy???

[Nicholaus]

Originally Posted by Dimitri

U share a room with a guy???

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I rent out the 2nd bedroom in my apartment.

[Dimitri]

Originally Posted by Nicholaus

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I rent out the 2nd bedroom in my apartment.

Why did u choose the 65 year old ?

[MurdocIsGod]

I swear Nicholaus has a new roommate every other week. Something dodgy going on here...

[Icarus]

Originally Posted by MurdocIsGod

I swear Nicholaus has a new roommate every other week. Something dodgy going on here...

230's favorite movie.

[youtube]

Originally Posted by Nicholaus

He moved his stuff in two weeks ago, but just moved in himself today.

He's 65, on social security, and when he talks, his sentences start out normal but then the volume of his voice starts to fade halfway through, and by the end of the sentence you can't hear the words anymore.

From what he has said so far in the first half his sentences (the only part you can hear), it sounds like he was a hardcore drinker and into drugs for a long time when he was younger, so it looks like maybe that stuff took it's toll on his brain over the years.

I don't think he realizes that the second half of his sentences always drift into such quietness that you can't hear them, so I'm treating it like a game now, where I just guess what the end of his sentences are in my head, and give him a response that goes with what my guess was.

It won't take long before he starts to think I'm weird, because I'll be giving him answers sometimes that probably don't match what he was talking about.

sychronized!!!!

anyway
got a tip for you
how to talk to old people
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talk about the news and the weather
they love to talk about that
Also be interested in them
ask questions, they want to talk
don't be shy about the question

that's what i experienced

if u can't hear what he says
tell him: you mean x and y...
then blah blah blah
or
just don't give a fuck, it's his fault u can't hear him
don't overthink this

[Nicholaus]

[Austin Powers]

Originally Posted by Nicholaus

He moved his stuff in two weeks ago, but just moved in himself today.

He's 65, on social security, and when he talks, his sentences start out normal but then the volume of his voice starts to fade halfway through, and by the end of the sentence you can't hear the words anymore.

From what he has said so far in the first half his sentences (the only part you can hear), it sounds like he was a hardcore drinker and into drugs for a long time when he was younger, so it looks like maybe that stuff took it's toll on his brain over the years.

I don't think he realizes that the second half of his sentences always drift into such quietness that you can't hear them, so I'm treating it like a game now, where I just guess what the end of his sentences are in my head, and give him a response that goes with what my guess was.

It won't take long before he starts to think I'm weird, because I'll be giving him answers sometimes that probably don't match what he was talking about.

Do you plan to teach him game, he could become a good wingman

[youtube]

Originally Posted by Austin Powers

Do you plan to teach him game, he could become a good wingman

lol
shut up

[PUA Comic]

Originally Posted by Nicholaus

He moved his stuff in two weeks ago, but just moved in himself today.

He's 65, on social security, and when he talks, his sentences start out normal but then the volume of his voice starts to fade halfway through, and by the end of the sentence you can't hear the words anymore.

From what he has said so far in the first half his sentences (the only part you can hear), it sounds like he was a hardcore drinker and into drugs for a long time when he was younger, so it looks like maybe that stuff took it's toll on his brain over the years.

I don't think he realizes that the second half of his sentences always drift into such quietness that you can't hear them, so I'm treating it like a game now, where I just guess what the end of his sentences are in my head, and give him a response that goes with what my guess was.

It won't take long before he starts to think I'm weird, because I'll be giving him answers sometimes that probably don't match what he was talking about.

I got totally sick of living with housemates, I've been living in a one bedroom unit for almost a year, I could never go back. Your quality of life doubles. Who cares if it costs more money, get a second job or eat dog food if you have to, just don't live with anyone, everyone is a retard.

[Godless]

Originally Posted by Icarus

230's favorite movie.

wot movie is this? Wat is it about?

[Icarus]

Originally Posted by Godless

wot movie is this? Wat is it about?

The Human Centipede (2010)

If you know nothing about this movie, allow me to enlighten you. The film revolves around a deranged surgeon who propels the old hallmark of a 'mad doctor' to delirious extremes. He kidnaps people and sews them together mouth to anus (yes you also read that correctly). Through that procedure which involves removal of the teeth and stitching together the skin of the forward and rear victim, the gastric system is thereby connected. This combined with slicing ligaments in the knees to prevent erect walking and you got yourself one human centipede.

read this:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7160033AASUqaX

[Godless]

Originally Posted by Icarus

The Human Centipede (2010)

If you know nothing about this movie, allow me to enlighten you. The film revolves around a deranged surgeon who propels the old hallmark of a 'mad doctor' to delirious extremes. He kidnaps people and sews them together mouth to anus (yes you also read that correctly). Through that procedure which involves removal of the teeth and stitching together the skin of the forward and rear victim, the gastric system is thereby connected. This combined with slicing ligaments in the knees to prevent erect walking and you got yourself one human centipede.

read this:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...7160033AASUqaX

Thanks, sounds like it's worth watching it

[Mode One]

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[Chazz Reinhold]

Originally Posted by PUA Comic

I got totally sick of living with housemates, I've been living in a one bedroom unit for almost a year, I could never go back. Your quality of life doubles. Who cares if it costs more money, get a second job or eat dog food if you have to, just don't live with anyone, everyone is a retard.

+10000000