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06-30-2012, 07:46 PM
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All of my girlfriends like to double team on Jamie99 and Master Midface with strap ons. I wasn't surprised spotting them making out in a gay bar in Melbourne the following day.
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06-30-2012, 09:02 PM
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Jamie99 oozes alpha male pheremones, causing virgins to rage about his alleged homosexuality.
The virgins rage in tinychat even when jamie's not there when no one is listening. ALL hail Jamie99, king of alpha males! --------------------------------------------------------- As a chick if I were to date one guy on puahate, I'd go with Jamie99. He's cute, articulate, and comfortable with his sexuality. That's why the virgin homophobes are jealous. =================================== Jamie99 should write an ebook for the edification of the virgin homophobes. He should call it: The Sexless Single Male: Don't Hate the Player, Hate Yourself ----------------------------------------------------- What are you doing tonight? Alone with your hand? Keep this in mind: Jamie99 is out with his mates, picking up chicks, without a care in the world. How does he do it? Social intelligence, tolerance and perspective. -------------------------------------------------------- Here's some advice: Be More Like Jamie99. ----------------------------------------------------------- Saul Goodman is lame and not funny
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06-30-2012, 09:15 PM
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Last Tuesday's session was very productive. Jamie revealed that while on a trip to Pennsylvania, he met a woman who shared his appetite for kinky strap-on sex. He claims that nothing compares to getting dominated and penetrated by a heavy set woman in a lecture hall.
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06-30-2012, 09:21 PM
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While on a buisness trip to Philadelphia I ran into the same woman that Jamie claims to have had sex with while on his trip several months ago. She resembled Wynona Ryder, but she was a bit overweight and ethnic looking. She told me that she has a scat fetish that she is also bi curious. I fingered all her holes and fucked her with Jamie's favorite strap-on (the one that's kangaroo shaped) at the Mariott across the street from where we met.
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06-30-2012, 09:32 PM
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Twothreeoh and I just had lunch at an Indian restaurant in Norristown. Afterwards we went back to her place where I fucked her up the ass with my strap on. Her loft smelled clean and lovely. She even put flowers in the vases and lit some candles for the occasion.
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06-30-2012, 09:43 PM
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When I said that Jamie picked up chicks I meant that he went out in the boonies and handled chicks from the local farmhouses into shoeboxes. Then he would go sarging with his mates at the local gay bars in Sydney.
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06-30-2012, 09:52 PM
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I always tell desperate men that it's all about personality and being a nice guy. But in reality it's all about looks, money, and status. I just don't want to seem shallow and superficial. What do you expect me to tell them? "All we care about is looks." Are you crazy? Well we do care about personality to a certain extent. A little.
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07-01-2012, 12:33 PM
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Icarus is the only guy I allow to wash my car. He's submissive and does an adequate job. So cheap, makes my car's hood sooooooooo wet. Wash my car Icarus! I' warning you.
------------------------------------- I have a laugh about Icarus in my girls night out. I even took that picture of his cock. We all had a hearty laugh and the manager of the bar posted it to his blog. I don't care if Icarus doesn't get that he's the butt of the joke. ----------------------------------- Icarus is god's little project. Status: Buddha, send help. ---------------------------------- I, Icarus, don't get that making posts about rape and gangbangs in alleys makes me look like the helpless little fool that I am. ------------------------------- Icarus always tells desperate men that it's all about personality and being a nice guy. But in reality he cares all about looks, money, and status. He just doesn't want to seem shallow and superficial. What do you expect Icarus to tell them? "All I care about is looks." Are you crazy? No, Icarus is. ---------------------------- Icarus is comfortable with sexuality especially when he's getting penetrated by a strap-on dildo. Adult baby speciality from poor spellers of course. --------------------------- When Icarus said that Jamie picked up chicks he meant that he went out in the boonies and handled chicks from the local farmhouses into shoeboxes. Then Icarus cried himself to sleep knowing that Jamie was out sarging with his mates at the local bars in Sydney. -------------------------------------- The moment Jamie walked into Starbucks, Icarus' first impression was that he definitely could never be as confident and cool as Jamie. No questions asked. Icarus then exploded on the internet into a homophobic rage, without realizing all the while that the joke was on him.
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07-01-2012, 12:48 PM
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Oh no! I missed the deadline! My life is shattered. Saul, you finally got me.
I'm going to go cry in a dark corner now. 
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