Marketing

[Nicholaus]

[Master Midface]

[shutupwoman]

perfect analogy.
when there isnt a service demanded, it is your job to create that demand.



kill a family dog ---> offer phony dog detective services
stomp someones yard at night ---> drop yard repair service cards in that street
hit some dudes car ---> dress like christian. make rapport with target. offer ur service to repair the car damage
clog up an entire neighborhoods sewer line ---> put a cheap plumbing ad on the paper the following day
frame someone for theft in the workplace ---> take their job

[valkyrie]

Originally Posted by shutupwoman

perfect analogy.
when there isnt a service demanded, it is your job to create that demand.

Perfect analogy indeed.

When people are happy, successful and getting laid, --- spread shitty outdated, obsolete and weird psudeo LMS theories so that people will become miserable, lonely angry INCEL re-virgins.

Then sell them *********** ************

PROFIT.

[HappyLittleBoy]

Well those analogies are all illegal, though some people and companies probably still do it.

The legal ones, are usually done with FUD: Fear Uncertainty and Doubt.

Spread FUD over the "dangers" of tap water.
Sell "pure\fresh" bottled water.

Spread FUD about using high quality free software
Sell "secure" and "more reliable" versions, which are often inferior

[valkyrie]

Analogy

Put tire spikes on the road so that the car tires will become flat without air.

Then sell them vulcanizing to repair the hole in the tires.

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Insert retarded shitty LMS brainwashing inside their heads to turn them into some miserable FAIL troll then sell them ******* *******


PROFIT!

[shutupwoman]

Originally Posted by valkyrie

Analogy

Put tire spikes on the road so that the car tires will become flat without air.

Then sell them vulcanizing to repair the hole in the tires.

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Insert retarded shitty LMS brainwashing inside their heads to turn them into some miserable FAIL troll then sell them ******* *******


PROFIT!

OR

1. have buddy spike some dudes tires.
2. when owner arrives to car, have buddy call you to bring your "rented" towtruck around the spiked car.
3. have target hail at you like hailing a cab and you offer your service.

so again.
when a service isnt demanded(no broken tires), it is your job to create the demand(break some fuckers tires)


there are a million ways you can produce this legally.

[Random Tags]

epic thread plus epic fail

[Sheep]

LOL!